When is waterboarding NOT torture?
When it's an optional hygiene procedure at A SADO-MASOCHISTS HEALTH SPA!! LOL!LOL!

eg: A sadist walks into an S & M health 'spa',to arrange a years membership.
The receptionist says,"we offer a variety of hygiene facilities.Do you prefer fast-jet showers,relaxing hot-tub or waterboarding?"
Sadist says,"Oh waterboarding,DEFINATELY"!
Masochist walking in,behind say's,"Oh that sounds fun,I'll take that too!!"
Please Mr Muck-asey,if you are hoping to obtain the public servant office of Attorney General please DO NOT insult and belittle the American people,including our elected legislators.We have had enough of that from the President and Vice-President etc. You hold your fear of stepping on a corrupt Presidents toes,or falling into legal noose-holes,ABOVE your respect for your country's legal and ethical credibility,internationally OR on home soil.
Have the balls,AS A PROFESSIONAL,to admit what most of the world knows already,AND WILL FREELY ADMIT TO! That WATERBOARDING,et al,IS a frequently used form of torture, WORLDWIDE! No BUTS!
How can YOU expect to be elected to represent our Rule of Law,when you openly deny the truth?
AND,you insult many veterans of ALL wars,who have experienced,already,this form of torture!