It's 3 in the morning the phong rings in the white house, Obama answers the phone and puts the call on speaker phone so his rasict pastor Wright and homemade terrorist pal William Airs can confer together on how to destroy America and turn it into the Socialist country they so much desire it to be.

" People that support me do not think for themselves I do it for them" quote from Obama speech july 14th 2007

Jeez Louis! Now I have a CARTOON image of McCain answering the 3 O'Clock.
He tumbles out of bed,with his kevla vest ALREADY on,reaches for the phone and says,
"Yes,Pastor Hagee? Oh,just rapturous,how are YOU?"

LOL! You must forgive me folks,but I have my own version of the candidates campaign ad!
The phone rings at three in the morning,at the White House.
Hilarity pulls away from her Amazonian dreams of power and reaches over,sleepily, to the BLUE phone(can't have RED that's too Repub),
"Yes We Can!" she says,then "Oh, sorry,Yes what do you want?"
The stern authoratative voice at the other end of the line says,
"Maam it's the Pentagon here"
Hamster Hilary's eyes open wide,she hears the Doomsday Clock ticking loudly,and knows that this IS IT! This IS her moment!
She sits up ad whispers "Yes,what's wrong?"
The gloomy voice of the Chief of Staff(Navy)of the Pentagon say's,
"AAARGH Jim-lad! Sorry to wake you Maam,but we have a National Emergency....
IS BILL THERE? You go back to sleep maam".
Hamster Hilary sighs and turns over,rapping Bill over the head with the phone,
"Hey" She shouts,"Mr EX-PRESIDENT, it's for you,AGAIN!"
Bill is wrenched from his sexaphone dreams,and turns to the right,"It's okay hun,I'll take it from here,you just rest your perdy lil' head now".
Bill climbs 'outta' bed and puts his sexaphone gently back in it's velvet box.
He closes the lid,pats it gently and whispers,"See yu later Monica,I gotta go to WAR!".

You know it's not just WHO answers "the Phone",at 3 in th A.M.
It's WHO is lying next to them(if candidates HAVE CONJUGAL BEDS ANYMORE)?
And I,personally,can't IMAGINE hamster Hilary answering the phone WITHOUT HER impeached husband trying to INTERFERE with whatever the 'problem' is.
After all the booboos HE made as President I would be MORE SCARED of him being in the same bed AS HILARY at 3 a.m WHEN,an if,the phone rings,than the actual PHONE RINGING AT 3 A.M.!
Shiver me' timbers!